I have written the world’s funniest knock-knock joke

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Stephen.”

“Stephen who?”

“Stephen Davidson? From the neighborhood association? Just wanted to remind you that we’re having a meeting tomorrow night at 7, at the community center. Among other things, we’ll be discussing the mailbox issue. Do you think you could either bring a covered side dish, or a couple of two-liters? That would be great. Doreen and a couple of her friends are getting there at a quarter-till to start setting up food, so if you want to arrive early, that’s no problem. Thanks, and look forward to seeing you there!”